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Alfredo Face

its when you have a girl put a noodle strainer over her face, and you shit in it. push it through to make shit noodles. then you jerk off and blow on her shitty noodle face.
hey want to come back to my place for dinner? Ill give you an alfredo face.
by nigga bitch crew January 9, 2008
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asian face

The face you make after staring at the sun for over 10 seconds.
Don't stare at the sun or you'll get asian face
by Mrsupasexy October 4, 2016
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Fish Face

A face of an ugly person who looks like a fish. Used as insults towards fish lookalikes to upset them.
Kayleigh Reed: "I don't understand why people call me a fish"
Anon: "Well, you do have a fish face girlll"
Kayleigh Reed: "I DO NOT HAVE A FISH FACE!"
by MilliMuesliiiii June 19, 2010
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poont-face

You must understand the definition of "poont" first. Poont is sort of a kind of emotion, or more like a way to describe certain emotions. It can actually be used to describe a wide range of emotions. Usually, the act of being emo, sad, dwelling on some drama, or even being bitchy or disappointed about something. "Poont-faced" is the act of being. Acting or having the facial expression that makes it obvious you are "poont" or being "poont".
Examples:
1-Your friend just found out his girlfriend cheated:
"Man, dont get all poont (poont faced) about it, you knew she was a ho anyway."
2-You and said friend drive by the movie theatre to see whats playing and the movie you want to see is sold out. Youre disappointed:
"Dammit! We should have gotten here earlier!"
Friend: " Dont get all poont faced about it, we'll watch something else or catch the next showing."
3-You and your girlfriend are out dining and youre ex girlfriend is there and stops to talk to you. Your new girlfriend gets upset and bitchy.
"Dont be childish. She just said hello. Now stop being poont (poont faced) and let's have a nice dinner."
4-"Dont get poont, it'll be OK."
"You look poont-faced, whats the matter?"
by CrystalDeni December 12, 2006
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face bingo

something to do with shouting out numbers whilst wanking in a girls face and if the number that you say before you cum is on the girls card she shouts 'house' and wins some shopping vouchers.
urg......ahh..... oof.....gargh........ four!
yay face bingo!!
by DR Mexico July 20, 2008
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Douche Face

1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.
by Mr. Pseudo March 8, 2009
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glazer face

Portmanteau the words "glaze her face". A girl that you would enjoy performing sexually deviant acts on. Similar to the term butterface.
Janie is a dirty, naughty girl that can keep a secret, she's a glazer face.
by mothmind April 3, 2009
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