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poont-face 

You must understand the definition of "poont" first. Poont is sort of a kind of emotion, or more like a way to describe certain emotions. It can actually be used to describe a wide range of emotions. Usually, the act of being emo, sad, dwelling on some drama, or even being bitchy or disappointed about something. "Poont-faced" is the act of being. Acting or having the facial expression that makes it obvious you are "poont" or being "poont".
Examples:
1-Your friend just found out his girlfriend cheated:
"Man, dont get all poont (poont faced) about it, you knew she was a ho anyway."
2-You and said friend drive by the movie theatre to see whats playing and the movie you want to see is sold out. Youre disappointed:
"Dammit! We should have gotten here earlier!"
Friend: " Dont get all poont faced about it, we'll watch something else or catch the next showing."
3-You and your girlfriend are out dining and youre ex girlfriend is there and stops to talk to you. Your new girlfriend gets upset and bitchy.
"Dont be childish. She just said hello. Now stop being poont (poont faced) and let's have a nice dinner."
4-"Dont get poont, it'll be OK."
"You look poont-faced, whats the matter?"
poont-face by CrystalDeni December 12, 2006
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stevens point face mask 

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff
Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.

Poot Face 

One that shits too much. Has to flush more than once due to the overload of poop. mostly known for the double flush and bastardness.
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