Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.

"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."

by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt October 12, 2016

Dough box

In prison, the ample posterior of a particularly white individual.

Look at the sweet dough box on that fresh fish.

by rancidwholigan May 28, 2022

scone box

A semi-British term, for ones cranium

Ouch Charlie, you hit scone box!

by Chocolate thunda June 21, 2017

foggy box

When a man takes a hit of crack and blows the smoke into a woman's cock pocket and the smoke billows out.

Bro, I was smoking crack with your mom and gave that skank a foggy box.

Dude, I fucked my girlfriend so fast and hard it looked like she had a foggy box when I was done.

by Infidel3124 March 5, 2024

Breath box

When you’re in the car and eating something greasy and cheesy like Taco Bell without the ac on and windows rolled up. The windows begin condensating and next thing you know you’re sitting in a hot box full of breath. Best done with 2 or more people

Roll the fuckin window down it’s such a breath box in here

by $teiner December 19, 2024

ciao box

to leave during cunninlingus.

Patti tasted so bad that i had to ciao box outta there.

by Vicariously April 6, 2009