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The Gauntlet 

A clandestine drinking contest where a number of participants choose to insert their fist into their rectum before proceeding to hop down a bartop. Anywhere from nine to twenty shots are evenly spaced along the bar. The contestant must drink each shot without spilling liquor or removing the fist. This can continue for subsequent rounds, with the number of shots decreasing, and the space between each shot increasing, until a clear winner has been determined.
Hey, did you hear The Gauntlet will be at Hillbilly Billy's this Friday?
The Gauntlet by Dishpan Sam April 6, 2010
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The Goobily Gobily Goblin

A creature of unknown origin that single handedly causes mischeif with his bag o' tricks. He is the less popular of the goblin trio, also including the green and the hob goblins. The Goobily Gobily Goblin has hardly ever been seen and is notorious for yelling the phrase "Goobily Gobily" as he runs away. He wears shorts no shirt and a signature Goobily hat. If you have seen the Goobily Gobily Goblin, then it is already too late, GOOBILY GOBILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barbra: and now over to you Tim!

Tim: Thanks Boobra. We now take you to the chilling documentary of a creature so despicable that it's dispicable how dispicabley dispicable he is.

(documentary plays) This is the last known image of the Goobily Gobily Goblin! "Goobily Gobily!!!!!!!!!"
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The Gayness 

When your in 8th-12th grade you hang out with kids your own age but you always got one friend who you don't like much and he's a grade lower then you, you call him The Gayness.
Joe: Are you coming to the party?
Bill: Maybe, who's going?
Joe: Ron, Mack, Jose, Robert and the Gayness
The Gayness by Growit5inches4free October 5, 2011

Not the George 

Taken from the legendary late George Best. When you are feeling rough,escpecially after a night out or a dodgy take-away.
Pff not the George. I've been feeling rough all day
Not the George by Martinique chick November 5, 2010

Cleaning the Gutter 

The act of squeezing the rest of the jizz out of your penis after ejacualting.
Girl: I'm not gonna suck your cock, you just came!
Guy: don't worry baby, I'm Cleaning the Gutter.

Mow The Grass 

to get the first hit of a freshly packed bowl.
I'm always happy to mow the grass, i try to burn as much of it as i can because screw everyone else.
Mow The Grass by Lueckman January 7, 2015

cutting the grass 

When you're selling marijuana and someone steals your sales, they are cutting your grass.
Jimmy sold John an OZ and now I have to beat him up for cutting the grass