Jailhouse Rock

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake

No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock-

by Death Menace April 5, 2023

Rock

Dwayne The Rock Johnson. He is a meme, with godly eyebrow raising powers. Also, Face Off is literally the best song in the entire history of the entire history of histories of songs and the world.

Rock: So what's my motherf***ing name?
Literally everyone: Rock!

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

The Rock

When out in the wilderness, "the rock" can release hormones when in sight... ;)

Wow, I feel so uplifted, the rock was there... lifted me up like a parcel. I am going to leave my husband, for the rock is a bear compared to him.

by shrimpthepimp March 18, 2021

Rock a hoola

Someone or something that was once hot but is now deemed irrelevant and defunct. The origins of this term come from a place originally called lake delores water park in newberry springs.ca. in 1998 or 1999 it was rechristened as. The rock a hoola water park.and enjoyed a successful run until 2004 or2005 when a park employee was involved in an after hours waterslide accident. The. Park never fully recovered financially.and closed a few years later. It is now abandoned.

Man.that house band used to be hot. But now it's just rock a hoola!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Rock Scientist

Pretty much a geologist, just a lot shittier and less educated then a normal one.

Holy shit, did you hear that Rick’s backup plan is to become a rock scientist?!

by Guacas Muy Grandes June 6, 2020

Big Dick Rock

Its a rock with a big dick

Wow that rock has a bif=g dick its a Big DIck Rock

by ahhhhhhhhhhhh help me April 19, 2023

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016