To save my life

Used a phrase. Or where one is really bad at something.

I can't fix a laptop to save my life.
I can't dance to save my life.
I can't sing to save my life.
I can't draw to save my life.

by History! November 29, 2016

my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness

Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

by My homie's schmeat February 12, 2018

fasheezee my neezee

fasheezee means "for sure" in the dictionary of "Snoop Dog".

my is plain english.

Neezee means "Nigga" or "Nigger" which is an Affrican American.

You wanna grab a sandwitch?

Fasheezee my neezee

by Rabbie April 27, 2006

Taste My Justice

A Phrase Yelled before delivering a swift, yet powerfull pimp slap to a persons face. Can be used as punishment but is mainly used as a prank and/or for abuse

Tom: Hey mate, did ya see tha-
Steve: Taste My Justice!!! *Slap*

by RakuIcarus January 4, 2009

straightening my hair

a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.

straightening my hair will work perfectly for my asian halloween costume!

by Murry23 June 17, 2009

eat my ass

a phrase used to literaly mean lick my anus/asshole, usually said during sex to ones sex partner.

come on eat my ass, ya, thats good, eat my asshole!

by khalid June 11, 2004

My nigger bigger

This is the highest comeback you can ever make, even higher than granny tranny. When used, God and Allah wage war in the entire universe until everything ceases to exist

You: Ur mom gay lol.
Bob: No u.
You: Your dad lesbian.
Bob: Granny tranny.
You: MY NIGGER BIGGER.

Everything and everyone: *Ded*

by Menwillalwaysbegay May 15, 2018