mom

someone who will always magically find something

kid: mom wheres my _______
mom: its right there
kid: HOW?? i've been looking at this for 30 minutes

by 696XxZzPR0G4M3RGR4NDM4ZzXx6969 August 24, 2020

Freeman’s Mom

Noun: A lady we all enjoy.

I was lonely until Freeman’s Mom came over.

by Lost-1-2-3 August 28, 2020

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Your Mom

A total MILF I would do any day...

Boy 1: Dude, your mom is such a MILF!
Boy 2: Eww don't be gross!

by BendOverLittleBoy August 31, 2020

Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

by Jade Craze June 2, 2020

mom hole

ur mothers vagina

person 1: woah id tap that

person 2: no mate that girls got a serious saggy mom hole

by bigfathorsecöck June 3, 2020