Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.

He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.

by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt

by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021

Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time

Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)

by .Ewan. August 29, 2022

Meating

Cooking meat

Joe likes meating meat, so he brought more meat

by Boricstingray91 July 7, 2024

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

Meat Provider

The one inserting their genitalia into another individual in a sexual manner.

He was a generous Meat Provider, very good lover and well endowed.

I am not a Meat Receiver, I’m a Meat Provider

by Meat Provider January 14, 2024

Meat nugget

Plural meat nugget (s)

Any particular chunk of meat that can particularly be battered and fried but it is not batter type specific.

Try my meat nugget, it is extra tasty and juicy today.

by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021