Basic Dick

Equivalent of a basic bitch. Enjoys complaining about girlfriend or women in general, has an overall obsession with everything masculine, and wears cargo shorts way too much.

"He left more for an Asian who does anal and loves making sandwiches. What a basic dick."

by pacmo April 13, 2015

Adam's Dick

The worlds first penis to get a blow job. It's a monster cock

Hey that guy had a large penis. He definitely has a Adam's Dick

by Zombieboi24 October 24, 2016

shotgun dick

An uncircumcised penis. Named so because when you jack it off, the foreskin moves up and down over the head like a gun getting cocked.

If you look at Orlando Bloom's frontal you'll see that extra skin. He's got a shotgun dick!

by DanteAlleghory May 19, 2017

Limp Dick

The real name of the Limp Bizkit band (Even though they're actually a good band)

Google: Limb Bizkit members
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by ♥🗺☠ March 31, 2021

bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty

Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty

by Ur gey November 26, 2016

duck with a dick

adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical

When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.

"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."

by RizzDizz February 10, 2009

Dick sauce

Male ejaculate, sperm, jizz, cum, spunk

I’ve got dick sauce all up in my gooch juice

by Vaginamite May 15, 2018