I T-boned her so hard last night that she called me her steak daddy. I shot my steak sauce all over her!!!
by El Cho Choo July 15, 2018
Get the T-Bonemug. When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
Get the Wet t-shirt competition gamemug. by Medicman271 July 22, 2017
Get the T Greymug. A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like
up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.
to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.
to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.
the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025
Get the d i s c o m b o b u l a t e dmug. One studly hunk of meat. Toasted lightly on white bread with Mayo on the side. Goes down easy. 10/10 would recommend
by a sexy December 14, 2021
Get the T Smythmug. 
T-Rob is a good looking, caring, sensitive, and funny guy. He's fun to be around, he's most likely taller than all of his friends, and he's a fucking god at pulling women. His name probably came from his family or his heritage (his government name's usually Robert). Also, he has a fat, massive cock.
Girl 1: "Woah, who's that hot tall guy in the corner?"
Girl 2: "Oh, that's T-Rob. He's so hot."
Girl 1: "How tall is he?"
Girl 2: "He's 6'1."
Girl 1: "I just came."
Girl 2: "Oh, that's T-Rob. He's so hot."
Girl 1: "How tall is he?"
Girl 2: "He's 6'1."
Girl 1: "I just came."
by goobersfavmale November 28, 2021
Get the T-Robmug.