Simp

Someone who is just a simp. End of

Baker is a simp. He’s obsessed with FaceTiming his “girlfriend” even though she doesn’t like him like that

by Chippyt83 May 24, 2024

simp

squirrel in my pants

there's simp

by fuccboi with z May 30, 2020

simp

A dude who puts the hoes before the bros

Kyler: I bought her a bigass house when we barely started dating!

Jeremy the pimp: U a simp.

by jjmoney$$$ August 17, 2022

simp

when u hear the word simp think of the person called niko

me: says the word simp

person: thinks about the person called niko

by wolfmist November 11, 2020

simp

when u hear simp think of the name niko

me: says simp

person: thinks about the person called niko

by wolfmist November 11, 2020

Simp

Jason yew

Jason yew is a simp by definition

by Simp Boss June 11, 2020

Simp

S is for Seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and,
I is for Impressing girls online with your investment,
And the M is for the Money that you've lost since this all started,

But the P is for the Princess, always gave her what she wanted, 'till you had an empty wallet.

SIMP.

oooOOO

Normally used in the wrong contexts, this term is used to identify a male adult who spends his money and time on e-girls (usually Twitch Thots), and will do anything to have at least a tiny bit of hope of matrimony.

*donation notification pops up*
EG: Thank you, "I_<3_u_eg" for the $300
Simp: *Heavy breathing*
Random Guy: *opens bedroom door*
Simp: Shut the fucking door!
RG: BEGONE, SIMP! *shuts door*

by AWMuzao August 25, 2020