Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
Get the Simp's Lawmug. by tattertot simp city March 17, 2020
Get the simpmug. When your Boss says, “if you still want this pussy your gonna have to follow it. Pack your bags bitch. We’re moving!
by Mr. DHS February 8, 2022
Get the Simpmug. by Daddy Anonymous August 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A guy that is overly desperate for women. He cancells plans last min to go hangout with his bitch while she's a mean person and talks shit about everyone. Even tho she expresses disinterest in the guy , the guy insists to keep going out with her. He doesn't know how to let bygones be bygones. She has the guy on a leash. He votes for the candidate his girl votes for just so they can stay together. Has no respect for himself and affects his well being. Hes insecure when he's single so he would do anything to be with a girl even tho she's toxic.
Yo do you believe she made him vote for Biden otherwise she said she would break up with him? Max is such a simp
A Synonym is: Max
Antonym is: Chris
A Synonym is: Max
Antonym is: Chris
by Hawley February 20, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
by SimpDefinition February 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug.