Simp

“He a simp ass nigga
by blizzybone740 September 24, 2020
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Someone who sucks up to girls just so they'll date him
Not to be confused with people who are nice to everyone
A good example is Brock from Pokemon
That simp would literally go for any girl that would be in a 100-foot radius of him
Matt: Hey dude, it's game night, what do you wanna play?
Brian: Hey, I dunno, I'll play anything.
Joshua: Sorry, I'm hanging with Melissa tonight to help her get her homework done.
Matt: Wait, are you dating her?
Joshua: No, she's cute, that's all.
Matt:...
Brian:...
Matt & Brian: You little simp-
by ThatOneGrammarAsian May 26, 2020
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A simp is a guy who over posses a girl. He wants to please and give her all the attention to ensure that he has a good relationship with her. Simps leave the boys for this girl because he wants to get the pussy, but then get friendzoned by her. At the end of the day a simp is taking Ls in their life and can't secure the pussy. Commonly a simp will laugh and say nice things and talk his way out of the situation so the boys don't find out. A simp is commonly associated with the following names: Daniel, Ryan, Bryce, Luke, Terrence, Williams, Andre, Jeremy, and Conner. Associated names that guys simp for are: Ava, Haley, Neaveh, Britney, Amelia, Sophia, Veronica, Clara, Jessica, Kelly and Mia. Last some of the lines that common simps use are: "Oh, it's okay" "Sorry I didn't mean it" "that's so cute" " i'm on call with my mom" "bro I swear i'll block you" "oh- okay bud" "did they hurt your feelings"... and lastly uses the word hella, bru, mate a lot.
say you're on discord/facetime/game chat or anything that has to associate to talking to the boys... "ay yo Kyle bro do you here that..."

Kyle: "ya sounds like a female!".... they boys hear Terrence laughing and hears the female on the phone with him.

Kyle + the rest of the boys: "WHAT A FUCKIN SIMP"

Terrence: "what you mean I-"
by Jamal Murray April 21, 2020
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John: Mark, you are SIMP.
Mark: No shit. I LOVE this gaem
by dooooooooode March 27, 2021
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John: Mark, you are a SIMP.
Mark: No shit. I LOVE this gaem.
by dooooooooode March 27, 2021
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A simp, a foolish man that does anything for girls . often ruining his life or delaying important things in his life just to feel the slight appreciation of a girl for a couple weeks. men named "Box" usually fit this description quite well and are notorious for using the internet to find such girls and praise them for existing. Also known as a foolish appreciation of girls.
Dude 1: Hey have you seen that "Box" dude recently, he keeps taking all the girls?
Dude 2: Yeah, but he's a total simp, it won't last anyway!
Dude1: Yeah i guess you're right, guess he is a Simp.
by StannyB is a mailman February 07, 2020
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What dumbass idiots call a someone showing human decency to a girl.
Person 1: Hey did you see this definition for Simp?
Person 2: That sounds like what a Simp would say.
Person 1: Bro stfu.
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