SIMP

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022

simp

The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.

What a simp!

by veinsofgold October 5, 2020

SIMP

suckaz idolizing mediocre pussy

F’ing simp ass mofo

by Jbozmann February 1, 2023

Simp

adjective
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.

Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”

by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

SIMP

A person who does way too much, too early in a relationship.

Chris the SIMP literally washes the floor before his new gf walks it, then smells her ass as she walks by.

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Simp

Tucker

Tucker loves anime and dark souls so much its like he simps them

by Spoopy06 March 17, 2020