by Shmlif April 30, 2018
Get the Glow-jobmug. A sexual position in which the man "drills" the woman in her asshole, which leads to her releasing her "natural gases.
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".
by theattorney January 7, 2021
Get the Frack Jobmug. When a girl tickles your cock
This sorority girl led me to her basement, where she had a leather padded bondage table waiting for me. She strapped me, naked, into the four attached leather cuffs, placing my hands above my head and spreading my shackled feet at the foot of the table.
She began lightly tickling my cock and balls with her fingers. She slowly dragged her nails along my balls and shaft. She pulled out a riding crop that had a silk cloth attached to the end of it and began tickling my cock with it. She was activating nerves and pleasure centers that I didn't even know existed.
For several minutes, she continued teasing me with the soft silk cloth driving me crazy as it rubbed up and down and tickled my erection. The soft, smooth silk felt sooooo good on my cock. I was twitching and writhing against my restraints. I was about to have the best orgasm of my life... but then she stopped and tossed the riding crop to the ground!
I bucked and writhed in agony.
"Ohhhh, babe... why'd you stop?"
She giggled. "Because I was never planning on letting you cum."
"What, why?!"
She climbed on top of me and straddled my abdomen, but avoided touching my cock. She placed her hands on my chest and looked down at me, looking amazing in her skin-tight tank top and spandex yoga pants.
"Because it turns me on soooo much! Big, strong guy like you, and you're completely at my mercy... begging for mercy... that power dynamic is soooo sexy!"
This sorority girl led me to her basement, where she had a leather padded bondage table waiting for me. She strapped me, naked, into the four attached leather cuffs, placing my hands above my head and spreading my shackled feet at the foot of the table.
She began lightly tickling my cock and balls with her fingers. She slowly dragged her nails along my balls and shaft. She pulled out a riding crop that had a silk cloth attached to the end of it and began tickling my cock with it. She was activating nerves and pleasure centers that I didn't even know existed.
For several minutes, she continued teasing me with the soft silk cloth driving me crazy as it rubbed up and down and tickled my erection. The soft, smooth silk felt sooooo good on my cock. I was twitching and writhing against my restraints. I was about to have the best orgasm of my life... but then she stopped and tossed the riding crop to the ground!
I bucked and writhed in agony.
"Ohhhh, babe... why'd you stop?"
She giggled. "Because I was never planning on letting you cum."
"What, why?!"
She climbed on top of me and straddled my abdomen, but avoided touching my cock. She placed her hands on my chest and looked down at me, looking amazing in her skin-tight tank top and spandex yoga pants.
"Because it turns me on soooo much! Big, strong guy like you, and you're completely at my mercy... begging for mercy... that power dynamic is soooo sexy!"
I thrust my hips upwards, desperately trying to rub my cock against something and reach orgasm, but it was no use.
"You know that's not going to work, right?" she rolled her eyes and giggled "Sorry, buddy boy, you're not cumming unless I let you. And you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm not coming back for you until tomorrow morning!"
"No!"
"That's right! I want you to have the worst case of blue balls you've ever had in your life. If I let you go right now, you'd just jerk yourself off, and that defeats the whole point. Heck, I've got you so horny right now, you might just tackle me to the ground and start dry humping me. "
She slid off of me. I moaned as my cock and balls were aching in agony from being denied the orgasm I craved so badly.
"Awww, does it hurt? Was I too much for you to handle?" She said mockingly. "I'm sorry, sweetie." She patted my chest "Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky when I come back for you in the morning, and I'll let you cum then."
"Or..." she shrugged her shoulders "Maybe I won't, and I'll just keep torturing you with tickle jobs. You just better hope I'm in a good mood... Ohhhh, I just love being in complete control!"
She smirked at my shocked expression before turning around and walking towards the stairs. "Good night, cutie!"
"Wait! Wait!" I cried out
"Sorry hun. Hope you enjoy your blue balls!"
She winked and waved at me, walked up the stairs, closed the door, and left me with the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
"You know that's not going to work, right?" she rolled her eyes and giggled "Sorry, buddy boy, you're not cumming unless I let you. And you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm not coming back for you until tomorrow morning!"
"No!"
"That's right! I want you to have the worst case of blue balls you've ever had in your life. If I let you go right now, you'd just jerk yourself off, and that defeats the whole point. Heck, I've got you so horny right now, you might just tackle me to the ground and start dry humping me. "
She slid off of me. I moaned as my cock and balls were aching in agony from being denied the orgasm I craved so badly.
"Awww, does it hurt? Was I too much for you to handle?" She said mockingly. "I'm sorry, sweetie." She patted my chest "Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky when I come back for you in the morning, and I'll let you cum then."
"Or..." she shrugged her shoulders "Maybe I won't, and I'll just keep torturing you with tickle jobs. You just better hope I'm in a good mood... Ohhhh, I just love being in complete control!"
She smirked at my shocked expression before turning around and walking towards the stairs. "Good night, cutie!"
"Wait! Wait!" I cried out
"Sorry hun. Hope you enjoy your blue balls!"
She winked and waved at me, walked up the stairs, closed the door, and left me with the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys June 11, 2024
Get the Tickle Jobmug. by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017
Get the Drip Jobmug. If you're an adult, then "day job" refers to the occupation that you have alongside your side project if you cannot live from your side project — that at times you may need this day job to finance your side project.
Before my side hustle took off, I spent most of my time at my day job, dreaming of the day I could quit and work on my passion full-time.
by Emotional Cruiser October 29, 2025
Get the day jobmug. Job is a person who is caring, loving, protective, kind, a good listener, and hilarious. Everyone likes him.
by JobLover February 18, 2019
Get the Jobmug. Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.
Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
Get the PERK OF THE JOBmug.