Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013

Toon Job

A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.

"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."

"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."

"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"

by Hal Emmerich August 19, 2008

Boss job

A sexually defiant act where a woman pokes a hole in the man’s balls, usually with a hot needle, and sucks the semen right out of it.

“She went all out on me and even gave me the boss job, I won’t forget this one for a while.”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023

Yous Job

The act of continuing to have sex with a girl even if she reaches the orgasm, in order to make it last longer.

Jack gave me a crazh Yous Job last night that I felt like my brain was going to explode.

by Educated190 September 4, 2018

Brazilian foot job

When toes are curled around a person's pubic hairs and their butt hairs then yanked with the attempt to pull out hair.

1:) You ever have a Brazilian foot job?
2:) No, what's that?
1:) You gotta try it, trust me...

by Soldier of Eden January 27, 2024

Puppet Job

A hand job with a sock on your hand.

That girl put my old tube sock to good use when she gave me a stellar puppet job last night.

by Harambe Jr. August 29, 2016

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019