Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Kentucky work break

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.

I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.

by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020

Gamer's Health Break

A kind of health break that all you do is play games. Note that this is really healthy.

I'm on a Gamer's Health Break.

by YourTypicallWordMaker October 28, 2020

Kentucky Work-Break

Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.

by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020

A whores breakfast

Some one who has a smoke and coffee for breakfast

Going to have a whores breakfast

by anonymous December 1, 2020

marks.non_existing.break

Favorite bestie that doesn’t post. Seems very sweet wish I knew them better :))

marks.non_existing.break best person

by Stan Oneus December 18, 2020

Fuck You Break

When you need a break for any reason, but it not scheduled, but you need to take break, because, well, fuck you! take a fuck you break.

(In the middle of a no-joke hike
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 16, 2021