Burn one off

To set fire to ones flatulent gassy fart. Can be done alone or as a party piece. If done with a crowd of mates a competitive element may arise to see who can burn off the longest flame.

"Quick, Lend me your lighter" said Andrew, "I've been on the baked beans, sprouts and Guinness again so stand well back while I burn one off".

by monty3945 February 7, 2013

off its meds

Something that is crazy good...

The chocolate ice cream is amazing, it's off its meds.

by DZoolander July 6, 2014

Weed Jump offs

the side chick to drug dealers..they only want him because he's supplying the weed
don't care if they're breaking up a happy home or what as long as they're getting kush free or cheap
want the dude to smoke with them all the time basically a weed gold digger

she all in his face..she just a weed jump off

"that weed jump off keep calling your phone"

"Ratchet weed jump offs"

by Icey2.0 December 27, 2013

Sawed Off T

When you take a T-shirt and you saw and or cutt off the sleeves making said t-shirt into a tank top

Totally turned that old shirt into a sawed off T

by Iwasright February 6, 2015

I'm off the skag

No longer doing that which is not good and a disruption to my normal life.

I'm off the skag and back to work and boy does it feel good!

by Meu February 22, 2015

off my camel

Get absolutely shit faced and have a fucking wild time

Kyran wanted Hanna to sober drive. But Hanna said "I want to get off my camel", so Kyran had to find another driver.

by camelpoo101 March 11, 2015

Fishing off the pier

Trying to score with someone you work with.

Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016