Baby fat

Fat stored by the male body, resulting from the lack of seminal release from a spouse or partner. See also “blue balls”

Wife says “honey, you look like you may have gained some weight”

Husband responds “its just baby fat, can you help me get rid of it?”

by Jacket Snacks May 23, 2018

Jelly Baby

Give continuous "dead arms" and "dead legs" until the victim/friend cannot move

Dave recieved a jelly baby for being a twat, so his friends could arabian goggle him.

by Dale T UK August 16, 2006

ass babies

a baby is convieved when its mother gets preggers from doing it in the ass. usualy ill tempered

carlos: damn essay that chica over there meng. i heard all her little niños are ass babies dude.

jesus: nasty little bastardos too homes

by david from faggotown July 4, 2007

baby gorilla

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.

When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"

by cesar March 28, 2005

Milk Baby

A fat person that smells like rotten milk and whose hands are always wet.

That guy is freakin Milk Baby.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

Baby Ruth

When your driving your semi down some fat slag's hershey highway when you get off at the exit, your dick looks like a candy bar.

My friend was so grossed when he woke up with a Baby Ruth in his shorts after fucking a coyote the night before.

by turd ferguson24 June 23, 2008

testtube baby

A child born in a lab, it has no parents, so therefore can never be loved. They have no belly buttons, because they are never in the whom. if a testtube baby leaves the atmosphere it becomes an alien.

Your zombiecat just ate my testtube baby

by Bleiler's mom April 14, 2007