flute dog

(Translated from Castilian Spanish language: Perro Flauta)

Someone who hides his/her idiocy with unnecessarily high, complex, and undecipherable language

See: smartass, smart aleck, pseudo-intellectual

C.S. Lewis, Friedrich Nietzsche, Karl Marx, and Vicky Prasetyo is a few of Flute Dogs

by Sir. B November 1, 2020

Dying Dog

An uncooked meal for Chinese people

Dying Dog hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Virginity_makr 69 November 5, 2020

Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.

Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me

by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020

Hot Dog

When a man put's hot sauce on a woman's anus and continues to fuck her while it burns both people.

Guy 1: hey bro, my girl let me give her my hot dog last night.

Guy 2: no fucking way

by SamuraiWhack September 30, 2017

Dog fucker

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.

This guy in my class is a total dog fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an evil sociopath.

by Tang October 19, 2017

Holding the dog

putting someone in a difficult situation or circumstance

going back on an agreement or promise and leaving someone without options

When you reneged on buying me Choppers for lunch, you really left me holding the dog.

by freightbroker November 3, 2017

Bitchass dog

The literal god above all humankind.

shoot.

I swear to Bitchass Dog!

by Tomlin Kookis April 20, 2018