Loud as Tits

Quite quiet. No discernible noise to be heard. How loud could tits really be?

Damn, that mouse was loud as tits!

by IguanaBOIIIII November 27, 2017

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004

National Tit Pic day

Use this wisely

Me: hey it's national tit pic day
Her: thank you, here you go

by Santal amber July 6, 2022

tit breeze

the feeling when your boobs push together and send air up your shirt

“Damn, I got a face full of tit breeze there.”

by —————- April 15, 2021

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Gorilla Tits

Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.

They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

Tit biscuit

Means you have biscuit tits

Jack Egan eats tit biscuits

by Sam Garlow March 11, 2021