A character from Family Guy who is known for merging without looking after watching Madagascar on his Hummer.
by noongd19 February 23, 2025

by qwerty ate mommy June 10, 2019

by Tostado_ August 22, 2022

Jake Fejer "I gotta show you guys something, its super important"
Us " yea what is it?"
Jake " Nah nevermind"
Us" Jake is that guy"
Us " yea what is it?"
Jake " Nah nevermind"
Us" Jake is that guy"
by Swoop God December 4, 2014

They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
by lastloss November 5, 2023


that guy who is really nice. Often the nicest person you will ever meet. However
this comes with a price. Let him get to comfortable or else he will begin
ditching you, often to make love to his cousins involving but not limited to
anal, vaginal, oral, ear, and belly button. Oh yeah and cock slit. Oh yeah don't
let him around girls cause he will brag but really he will stub his toe fall
then go lay in the corner and mope. Mope like the biggest bitch. He also has a
really small penis. He also may be caught up in the act of making secret pornos
with his sister,cousins, and last but not the least his stuffed bear.
this comes with a price. Let him get to comfortable or else he will begin
ditching you, often to make love to his cousins involving but not limited to
anal, vaginal, oral, ear, and belly button. Oh yeah and cock slit. Oh yeah don't
let him around girls cause he will brag but really he will stub his toe fall
then go lay in the corner and mope. Mope like the biggest bitch. He also has a
really small penis. He also may be caught up in the act of making secret pornos
with his sister,cousins, and last but not the least his stuffed bear.
Girl" who was that"
Other girl" ugh that guy, why did I let him get so fucking
comfortable around me."
Girl"having sex with his cousins."
Other girl"YEP!!!!"
Girl" wow this summer chris is cool"
Other girl" ugh that guy, why did I let him get so fucking
comfortable around me."
Girl"having sex with his cousins."
Other girl"YEP!!!!"
Girl" wow this summer chris is cool"
by that guy definer January 15, 2014
