by jjmoney$$$ August 17, 2022
by wolfmist November 11, 2020
by wolfmist November 11, 2020
S is for Seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and,
I is for Impressing girls online with your investment,
And the M is for the Money that you've lost since this all started,
But the P is for the Princess, always gave her what she wanted, 'till you had an empty wallet.
SIMP.
oooOOO
Normally used in the wrong contexts, this term is used to identify a male adult who spends his money and time on e-girls (usually Twitch Thots), and will do anything to have at least a tiny bit of hope of matrimony.
I is for Impressing girls online with your investment,
And the M is for the Money that you've lost since this all started,
But the P is for the Princess, always gave her what she wanted, 'till you had an empty wallet.
SIMP.
oooOOO
Normally used in the wrong contexts, this term is used to identify a male adult who spends his money and time on e-girls (usually Twitch Thots), and will do anything to have at least a tiny bit of hope of matrimony.
*donation notification pops up*
EG: Thank you, "I_<3_u_eg" for the $300
Simp: *Heavy breathing*
Random Guy: *opens bedroom door*
Simp: Shut the fucking door!
RG: BEGONE, SIMP! *shuts door*
EG: Thank you, "I_<3_u_eg" for the $300
Simp: *Heavy breathing*
Random Guy: *opens bedroom door*
Simp: Shut the fucking door!
RG: BEGONE, SIMP! *shuts door*
by AWMuzao August 25, 2020
A person who is a simp is the definition of "Down Bad". Simps tend to to overvalue women who see them as no more than wallets.
Literally any mf named Chris: Yo, this girl I've been texting left me on read for 2 weeks so I left her on read for 40 seconds. 😎
Jake: Bro, you're a SIMP.
Jake: Bro, you're a SIMP.
by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 08, 2020