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Walnut Hills High School

Ohio’s #1 public school. The test scores are high but that just means the students are lucky. Walnut Hills is a very streeful school with a test everyday and 6 projects and lots of everyday homework. A school that you come to terms with depression and you also are best friends with being sleep deprived. The teachers assign lots of work and the students are very competitive. The administration is very clueless when it comes to what students do.

At Walnut you feel as if everyone is in the same ballpark as you, even if you don’t know the names of the people, including upper class men. It’s as if the students are their own club and we all come together to somehow survive the school year. There are 3,000 students at the school and it still feels like a bond. If you come to school wearing sweatpants your classmates don’t care bc they understand the struggles you are going through. We do not socialize on the weekends because we will be sleeping or studying. Therefore, our socializing happens in school. Also the kids are fit because we don’t have enough time to eat lunch.
guy 1: “Jeez, this guy just fell asleep in class.”
Guy 2: “haha i did last bell.”

Guy 3:(sleeping)
Guy 1:takes notes for guy 3 while he gets sleep

At Walnut Hills high school All of the kids don’t know each other but they know each other
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souderton area high school

a place where incest and polyamorous relationships are encouraged, where dreams are destroyed, and where creepy ass teachers think about humping their students
bob: hey do you go to souderton area high school?
joe: yea i want to kill myself because of it

Kennedy Catholic High School

A private catholic school in Somers, NY. Everyone in this school is miserable, literally. Most kids go cuz they’ve been to catholic school all their life or their parents just force them. Foreign language sucks over here, and the girls have to wear these ugly ass skirts all year round with no stockings sometimes, what the frick. All the cheerleaders get along with everyone in the school just cuz and the guys are players. Everyone here is friends and they are all miserable together.
No school:
Kennedy Catholic High School: let’s give our kids strict ass rules and teach nothing

North iredell high school

North iredell high is a school that has a high rate of students committing suicide,becoming a terrible SoundCloud rapper, becoming gay/lesbian,or becoming addicted to nic sticks or weed.we have a couple of thots here that come in all shapes and sizes. When you come here Peter Griffin roams the halls waiting for his next victim to write up. We still have a lot of rednecks here so your either trying to not become them,become gay or lesbian,or hang your self in the woods or kill yourself normally.when you come here there are groups that are everywhere like: the crazy annoying kids, gay/lesbian qeer kids group, the nerd group, the black girls that laugh like there either trying for the role of the wicked witch of the west or one of the hyenas from the lion king, the chill kids group, the suicidal shoot up the school group, the dope group, and the group that thinks there popular but are just a bunch of fat and black people in B lunch. Also there's one girl that makes terrible tik toks that thinks she's beautiful and all that so watch out for here cause she is constantly on her period and always listening to weird ass country music or emo music and watches way to much Sssniperwolf and azzyland so she's a skinny thot. Also don't worry about the fat pigs roaming around they may look intimidating but they will just oink and squel you'll be fine. Also don't be friends with any girl here. it's for the better. Also we luckily only have a couple of white kids that try to act black.
Damn that girls fat,lesbian, and suicidal. She must be from North iredell high school.

Omaha Westside high school

Worst high school in Nebraska. Claims creighton prep is a gay boy school yet Westside is notorious for having hundreds of gay students and gay pride clubs!
Normal fucking kid: Who the hell are you?

Omaha Westside high school student: Im a Westside warrior bitch, eat this cupcake I came inside of

Normal fucking kid: What a dipshit

Calabasas High School

"Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.

A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.

The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.

We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.

Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.

We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
You know you wish you go to Calabasas High School.

Canyon High School 

A high school in Canyon Country which consists of (from largest to smallest races) white,mexican,black,asian,and indian students.
Someone's car was on fire at Canyon High School!