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God’s Fork

A fork utensil with a knife on the side, and a spoon on the bottom.
Yo brah you got any god’s forks in your house?
by donovanni January 7, 2023
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God

An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...
Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.

But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."

Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."

Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2023
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God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.
Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!
by off-bagrill January 13, 2023
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God Stripper

A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !
Him : wow. that girl has an amazing PPP !

Her : must be a god stripper named kardi !!
by Nsnsj November 20, 2018
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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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The Greek Gods

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.
The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...
by Big Bad Beaver October 11, 2018
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Fridge god

OMFG ITS THE FRIDGE GOD!!!!!!
by Fridge gods friend October 23, 2018
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