Kosher Cock

A very thick, curved penis resembling a deli pickle. Not necessarily above average in length.

While only six inches long, Jacob needed magnum condoms because his kosher cock was so thick.

by ChrisInLA September 1, 2009

Cock Ninja

The act of sneaking up behind a girl and smacking her in the face with your cock when she least expects it...like a ninja.

I totally cock ninja'd that bitch and she loved it.

by Ms. Cock Muslim July 13, 2009

big cock

what carlo has

what is in carlo's pants

by everyone but carlo November 5, 2003

horse cock

Nonsense, bullshit.

"He wants this report by noon? Horse cock!"

by 12B December 12, 2002

water cock

A water logged cock i(noun)/i

I wouldn't fuck him, he has a water cock.

by horse tits January 4, 2008

Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

cock pocket

Anatomy.
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the .
uterus in female mammals.

See "Woman"...

All that WOMAN is good for is her COCK POCKET.

by Godsbest September 3, 2003