Monkey Poo Poo

An annoying little monkey who smells like shit and diarrheas everywhere. No one likes him :(

Pop : Omg is that Monkey Poo Poo?
Ket : Ew, he's really annoying.

by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

flying monkey jabadaya

a word that describes an awesome godlike being of any kind

madafaka flying monkey jabadaya stole my peanut

by AxEsSsSs July 4, 2010

piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019

Punch the monkey's head in

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank

Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010

big monkey

Delilau; or a big ape, chimpanzee; a huge dick.

Delilau is a big monkey; WOW! Look at that big monkey; I like big monkeys inside of me.

by LemonSqueezeSoHard September 16, 2016

ass monkey

An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...

How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?

...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...

by MydKnight Darkling November 1, 2007