[-SIMP-]

INOPUS

*gives sub to some 5 year old girl* -SIMP-

by ino gay October 23, 2020

simp

a word that was once special but tiktok faggots have ruined it
(stands for Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy)

Chad: wow oh boy that girl sure is cute
Tiktard: simp! haha u are simping hahahahaah!

by wkalc April 8, 2020

Simp

When your Boss says, “if you still want this pussy your gonna have to follow it. Pack your bags bitch. We’re moving!

We’re gonna need a new 4th for our golf squad. Just lost another simp

by Mr. DHS February 8, 2022

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp

A dude so down-bad yugioh player they only play waifu decks to acommodate for the erectile dysfunction, raging horomones, lack of social skills, and void of their wallet because "it gets them off and the decks are cool"

Guy 1: Didn't he just buy a whole box of Legendary Mavens?
Guy 2: Yep, total waifu simp

by NexusDevworks June 15, 2022

Simp

: chris (sam)

“awe look at him just a lil simp. Just a lil guy.

by 8394014 February 3, 2020

Simp

A real man. Men who are real at their hearts are simps and appreciated by women. Boys are the ones who deny being a simp.

Male 1: are you a simp?
Male 2: no!
Male 1: oh so your a wimpy boy then

by anonymous January 18, 2024