Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.

Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."

by Star_Cute May 24, 2020

Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her teeth.

Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him Zerg Job yesterday??!

by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024

job application

something you use to get a real job

kyle doesn’t know what a job application is

by fridge123 October 21, 2025

Pie job

When the dude rolls his dick in a slice of pie. Than you give him head.

You just talk about you got a pie job

by Anima libera June 2, 2024

Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues

"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"

by Goblinsanta January 5, 2021

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

Pixel Job

In games like MMOs a pixel job is when two characters make it look like one is giving the other a sexual favor, such as a blow job.

While ERPing with each other, Dontcomplain was giving Evolution a pixel job.

by Mr1ply June 11, 2014