left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019

Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 23, 2013

one hand man

Its a man who has one hand

yo look at that one hand man

by brendon saville April 21, 2018

Frog Pee Hands

When you attempt to capture a frog and it pees on your hands.

Don't let Katarina make your drink, she has Frog Pee Hands.

by A------------ August 8, 2022

Kash in Hand

Kash in hand
someone who defrauds the benefit system
Here comes Kash in Hand leaving the court.

Kash in Hand is leaving court, found guilty of claiming her dead mother's pension.

by Sergeant Jhn. August 11, 2008

oceanman with a fish at hand

a dude named oceanman who always has a fish (like salmon)

person a: ayo bro u see oceanman with a fish at hand ???

person b: yeah man, that was a mighty fish

person a: fr man

by srahtonin May 4, 2022

MONKEE HANDS

When Cryptocurrency BAN (Banano) pumps, Monkees are tempted to grab some quick potassium (profits) by selling their BAN bags.

However there are Monkees who have conquered their greed for potassium-profits and are unaffected by any pump. These Monkees keep hodling their BAN bags and these are called Monkees with MONKEE HANDS.

Whether BAN hits $1 or $10, I won't sell my BAN because I have MONKEE HANDS.

by bananobanano May 7, 2021