wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

by knobend1989 May 23, 2016

Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

by Donell Worthington December 27, 2019

Sushi Water

What happened when Roey and Jonathan are close to each other.

Jachnun tastes good in sushi water

by Doodle tools June 04, 2025

Carol waters

Carol waters is a obese middle school teacher who a lot of kids hate but parents say she has the “heart of a old grandma” And she always looks like she’s sunburned

Carol waters is a bitch

by 00viporn00 December 24, 2022

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

Sparkling water

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water

Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.

by GeeLuver September 27, 2022