tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

tits and bricks

comparing 2 things that have nothing to do with each other

wayne: idk if i should get a Chevy or an apple

me:thats tits and bricks dude

by wasmuis April 30, 2018

Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.

If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.

by Morguean April 1, 2022

ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.

Bitch got some nice ass tits!

by 1BadMF July 30, 2018

Tits up!

shoulders back, stand tall, walk with purpose.
Used frequently in the TV show Marvelous Mrs Maisel.

When you catch yourself allowing your inner critic to run rampant, pull your shoulder’s back, say tits up! then stand up and roar.

by MarvelousDrE June 5, 2020

Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down

Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!

by claudethehot September 3, 2020

Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022