one off

1. To act quickly without much forethought.

2. To perform a task using as little effort as possible

Person 1: "Did you finish your report?"

Person 2: "Yeah, but I one off'd it. It's a C at best."

by Gamurman November 13, 2011

the one

1 n. You can call yourself this if you can dodge/deflect/stop bullets ad wear tight shades.
2 n.a matrix nerd who calls himself this to be "way cool *snort*"

Computer - "Wake up, Neo."
The One - "No, I was having that arousing dream about my mom."

by Jz Theory June 25, 2003

one eyed purple headed warrior of love

The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.

"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."

by mikey mcg August 14, 2006

One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.

The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae

by Poopballz42069 May 8, 2016

little one

"Lil-won" is a term used for someone who is down, or affiliated with a click or group, but who is young in age or in senority.

Slow down lil won, you doin too much.

Lil won, you sure you ready to jump off the porch?

by D Hambone October 25, 2004

Another one bites the dust

The chorus to a popular song by Queen. Fun to listen to backwards, just as Stairway to Heaven is.

Another one bites the dust = It's fun to smoke Marijuana

by Colororangey June 8, 2004

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011