Crumpet boy

Crumpet boy saves the world (specifically England) from negativity tea drinking experience. He has worked his entire life at this important beautiful job! He should be proud to cause so much joy for England in this time of Brexit. Amongst other of the country’s many horrors he has restored hope in the country’s eyes!

Look it’s crumpet boy he will help us to feel slightly less miserable while we await BREXIT

by Iminclassrightnow June 9, 2019

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Kildare boys

Kildare boys are boys who try to be blanch boys they are uneducated nuisances and are irrelevant.

Kildare boys are trash

by Cheee101 August 27, 2019

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weather boy

Someone who drives an Alfa Romeo courtesy of daddy’s money and takes his parents yacht out on the weekends

Guy 1: god that guy looks like a total douche with his White pressed suit and his Alfa Romeo

Guy 2: yea, what a weather boy

by Classyscumbag September 19, 2019

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Dogging the Boys

When one guy ditches his mates to go to sleep cos he is tired

Sick Cunt: "Dude lets play Halo 3"

Dog: "Nah bro I'm tired I have work tomorrow"

Everyone: "Dogging the Boys bro"

by Hasnord May 2, 2018

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Boy Scout

A definition that has been thoroughly tainted by the other UD contributors. Boy scouts are not highly trained assassins who know over 9000 ways to kill someone. They do not try to set everything on fire, and any scout who paid any attention would know that a knife is not a toy, and under normal circumstances should not be used as a weapon. A boy scout is, on average, a preteen-adult who has an interest in developing useful skills, connecting with nature, or just making some friends with common interest.

UD Twat: Boy scouts r crazy and will fuck ur shit up if you cross them!!

Actual Boy Scout: No, we aren't all about violence the way you think we are. Please don't say stupid things like that.

by Oreo Wizard May 2, 2018

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