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Joe-maika

Beautiful woman, gorgeous, sexy with a beautiful smile
Man look at that sexy girl..... that has to be Joe-maika!!!!
by theoneandonlytruth September 4, 2013
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Joe Colrein

A fine young gentleman who is very worldly and also has a lot of
knowledge on most things.

Be sure to marry this gentleman if you come across him during you're life he is sure to make you're life 1000x better then it already is.

Just in general an awesome bloke.
Have you heard of that 'joe colrein' he is such a lad, knows everything.
by NOTORIOUS B.I.G September 7, 2013
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As Serious As Joe

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.
Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe
by ssmarine09 March 7, 2012
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joe tag

When you tell a friend something hilarious and they instantly turn around and use it as their own joke right in front of you, especially in front of women, popular people, and just for the simple fact of showing off for others.
We were eating a Hot N Ready Pizza from Little Caesar's when I noticed that the proof of purchase said, "Proof of six inch purchase".

I instantly ripped it off the box and showed it to my friends; we all got a good laugh out of it. One of my friends asked to see it, so I handed to him and he darted off with it.

Next thing I knew he was showing it to all the girls in the room.

Friend: "Wow, he always does that."
Me: "Yeah, he joe tagged it as usual."
by The Silent Warrior April 11, 2012
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Joe 'ill

the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.
person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.
by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012
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Joe like

Basically it is a new emotion which is based around a guy called joe sewell who is really messed up but proper hilarious and cool and we decided that whenever someone gets really really really really REALLY hyper then they are acting like joe so weve decided its called joe like and u must obey or be destroyed by a mechagodzillapenis
i would but it would destroy all computers JOE LIKE
by tittyfish666 February 25, 2011
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two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
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