Tounge Jack the Shitbox

Derived by E$. To use your tounge in pleasuring the browneye.

Man, last night some bitch let me tounge jack the shitbox.

by Meathead and JJ December 18, 2003

The union jacks

1. Where Alex goes to urinate.

2. The most hilarious joke in the world.

Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.

The Jew: God Peter's stupid.

Liam: fap fap fap

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

Finger Jack

When a man bends over and masterbates fastly while someone else fingers him with 2 fingers from behind and rubs his testicles.

Sarah: "I'm so embarrassed! I walked in on my parents doing the finger jack."

Mark: "That really sucks.."

by poopyodj June 22, 2010

trolli-jack

to steal or jack between one and three items of a combined value of less than one american dollar.

Alex: oooohhh man that donut looks soooo good!
Cool kid 66: dude! just trolli-jack that shizzle!!!
Alex: Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub, O.K. sweet!

by cool kid 66 October 17, 2006

Space-Jacking

The sometimes shady process of aquiring new friends on Myspace from other people's friends list.

Example #1:
Space-Jacker #1: "Man, did you see that chick on Jeremie's profile?"

Space-Jacker #2: "Yeah, that bitch is pretty fuckin fine. I think imma have to space-jack her."

Example#2:
Space-Jacker #1: "Man I went space-jacking last night, and picked up like 23 new bitches...allllll fine as fuck. yeahhhhh man."

by ODUB December 22, 2008

jack-off

An idiot who is generally disliked by the majority

Jesus, that guy Tom over there can be a real jack-off

by foreplayman February 22, 2019

Jack Girard

Had a mega tumor as a baby
His dick is massive

Yo have you seen Jack Girards penis tumor?
No why?
It’s massive

by coochieslayer69696 December 17, 2018