A food feast that you have with your bros when you feel like something's missing in your life. Best served with steak and extra testosterone.
Bro 1: Hey bro, I'm not feeling too good.
Bro 2: I know what you need. You need a bro meal.
Bro 1: You read my mind.
Bro 2: I know what you need. You need a bro meal.
Bro 1: You read my mind.
by frgztr June 7, 2022
Get the bro mealmug. Women in developed countries have ceased to be dependent on men. They are not economically forced to procreate degenerate traits anymore, and became selective. This has created a sexual vacuum for men with traits unacceptable in respectful relationships, such as viewing women as submissive sexual objects, easy targets for abuse, or decoration.
These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."
This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."
This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
If you're done with demands of Western women, join the 'Passport Bros' movement and discover a world where you're truly valued.
by abc423 June 23, 2024
Get the Passport brosmug. Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.
Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)
by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018
Get the Ur bro a hoemug. "Bro" is commonly used in a pronoun-esque way. It is replaced by "he" or "they (singular), but is also used for the ladies (she, they) too, because "bro" in it's original context is used gender neutrally.
Over text, use a skull to add comedic effect.
Over text, use a skull to add comedic effect.
by Elmo 21 January 10, 2023
Get the Bromug. Men who go to foreign countries to have sex with women and likely other men. Might do it with the underaged if consent laws are different or don’t exist in those countries. Male version of passport hoe. Might accidentally encounter a green card shark or a passport hoe if those women’s acting skills is convincing enough. Might also be living in their home country and whore themselves for green cards with a stupid, lonely rich woman over 30 who is a blown-out thot, has a house full of cats, and at least one divorce under her belt.
“I had a fun sleepover last night with a nice man from America and he promised to stay in touch with me after he left, but that phone number he gave me belongs to some woman in Romania. Oh no, I think he was a passport bro!”
by Stake Knife January 14, 2024
Get the Passport bromug. Example Lospollostv ass is so fat I gotta get the bro back
Example.2 Ambishh is so thick that if I just put the tip in for bro back I would nut
Example.2 Ambishh is so thick that if I just put the tip in for bro back I would nut
by TwitchChat69 August 7, 2018
Get the bro backmug. It’s something that people say when they are seriously distressed. Please don’t use this commonly. Have a nice day!
by Excalibur III December 9, 2023
Get the Bro WTFmug.