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Ohlone Bros

When you and your bro are standing next to each other at a music festival, and each of you has a girl lifted up on your shoulders, then as you are standing there with them raised up, bopping to the music, the two girls begin to make out, whilst still in the air, leaving you and your bro confused, yet strangely aroused.
"Yo, you know Dave and Mark right?, ya they're Ohlone bros."
by Top Def Man August 18, 2023
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Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose
by Klcook May 30, 2022
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goofy ahh bro

"goofy ahh bro" means when someone did/is goofy. See the dictionary of "Goofy ahh" on urban dictionary.
by MalwareMaster February 8, 2025
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Passport bros

Western men with faces that aren't seen as attractive to western women who have enough money to not marry men with bad faces.
He claims it's about feminism, but it's actually just about his face. He's one of those passport bros.
by CutiePatootiePie December 22, 2023
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Bro grave

It’s a Hartford slang, same thing as on my momma and on the bros.
It’s a Hartford slang, same thing as on my momma and on the bros.

“Bro grave he done for”
“Her head was so trash bro..”
“Bro grave ?”
by A can of coke November 15, 2023
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Who’s the bro

When you see a sick diesel truck go by you
“Yo did you see that sick Powerstroke?!” “Who’s the bro?!?!”
by Will Daquan James August 9, 2018
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Ai Bro

An Artificial Intelligence enthusiast in their late teens to early 20s. An AI Bro embraces the "latest and greatest" technology such as AI art and AI fiction, and looking for the latest Meme-coin in the blockchain.

The symptoms of an AI bro are as follows:

1, They wear a beige dress-up shirt and slacks,
If you're on the other end of the spectrum, you might be wearing a tiny Miku anime shirt with a beer belly, a neckbeard, and Cheeto-stained hands.

2, They often frequent Reddit, or X, or look into the "Stock market"

3, They use most of the free ai programs that are out there online (Or pay a sucker on Fiverr to create a model for their AWESOME Amazon Pyramid Scheme seen on Youtube Get-rich-quick ads)

4, They often fap to the thoughts of Cryptocurrency and pump and dump a NFT Pokemon card

5, They sell "fiction novels", or "Comic books" generated from AI art generator

6, Make claims that Elon Musk is a friend of theirs

7, Idolize public figures such as Shadiversity, Andrew Tate, or some Twitter/X troglodyte with botted followers

if you meet the criteria 1 out of 5 of these symptoms from above, then you might be subjugated to be an AI Bro.
Person 1 - "Look at this latest Bitcoin I made, it's a picture created with Midjourney."

Person 2 - "Pay for REAL art you Ai Bro!"
by Wheel barrel daryl October 9, 2024
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