8-------D

A smiley face used in texting

Samantha: hey thanks for the date <3 u

Jarel: thanks babe 8-------D

Samantha: ...

by can't think of name March 3, 2017

Operation Hide The D

When you parents come into the room and you have to hide your dildo quickly.

Shit! Gotta use operation hide the d my parent are coming.

by SmallDTimmy October 6, 2016

D. Pedersoned

Named after a property manager. He'd fuck his tenants so often and from so many directions it came to be known as getting DP'd.

Did you guys get your security deposit back after moving out? -Me
No, we got D. Pedersoned $800. I'm just glad to be moving out. -Ex tenant

by Mr. Painfulness August 17, 2016

Sunny D

Reference to a male penis.

Yo that bitch loves that Sunny D
From behind...

by Mr know it all... July 11, 2016

rubber d

Another way to say rubber duck but usually thought of differently when said out loud

Person 1: I'm going to go play with my rubber d in the tub.

Person 2: wait what?!

by Car Vroom Vroom July 1, 2016

D stretch

When a male masturbates quickly.

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."

by Ron El Bon June 9, 2016

D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016