Zooted

The state of being extremely high

Im so zooted right now

by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

Zooted

Literally Brandon Green any night of the week

That dude hit the blunt so many times he was Zooted

by Grandowitexfenso March 30, 2019

Zooted

To be extremely caffeinated

"I just drank 3 americanos and I'm zooted

by zooty_boi April 8, 2019

Zooted

Zooted er et ord som brukes til å beskrive en gjeng med tapere

Se på de zooted gutta, hahahaha

by Alle Gutta May 27, 2019

Zooted

To dissapear in effect of your girlfriend becoming pregnant.

She gave me the news and I zooted before she could finish🏃 ♂️

by x6_moe June 8, 2019

Zooter

Indiana slang for a Juul or a vape.

Friend: Can I hit your zooter?
Me: No you feign!

by Bmandaman July 18, 2019

Zootaloo

One of the many hilariously non-sensical words that comes out of Patrick Gremillion's mouth.

"Hello, welcome to The Philippines. Passports please?"

"Uh... ZOOTALOO!"

by cookinginchucks July 22, 2019