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slippery zipper

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.
1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.
by gusnado August 15, 2012
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mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.
Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!
by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015
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bear zipper

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.
"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016
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pipper zipper

When you squeeze your foreskin in between your pants zipper
I accidentally Pipper Zipperd mself yesterday .
by finding bow September 19, 2017
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mr.zipperer

That one teacher who was fired for touching little girls and being a straight up faggot as bitch,That one teacher who actually causes 50% of suicides from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge
Cโ€™mon Alex stop being a mr.zipperer
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Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.
Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.
by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018
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pants zipper

a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper
Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
by leaf shinobi August 5, 2019
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