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Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)
Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED
by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022
mugGet the Your facemug.

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!
by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018
mugGet the to have egg on your facemug.

jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017
mugGet the jingle on your facemug.

Blocked to your face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!
by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020
mugGet the Blocked to your facemug.

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
mugGet the Your face is killing memug.

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