your dick's in my dad's mouth 

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

your dick's in my dad's mouth by millihenry November 8, 2018

Your uncle tonight 

Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!

*It's raining and you're changing clothes*

Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?

Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.

You: Get the fuck out of here!

Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!

Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*

Your uncle tonight by gayishomo March 6, 2019

Your shay is gowing 

when your friend and you are a real gay disaster and instead of saying "Your gay is showing", says "Your shay is gowing"

girl 1: OMG! Look at that girls, she's super cute
girls 2: Hahaha, girl your shay is gowing
girls 1: WTF??

Your shay is gowing by Sempresaludava May 22, 2019

Your sneaker is bleeding 

The boxing grudge match of the century hey the sneaker bleeding is bits of his opponent's ear

your sneaker is bleeding

Your sneaker is bleeding by Pee-wee Jones September 24, 2019

Your mum gay 

A phrase that will win you any roast battle. Unless the opponent says,”no u”

Timmy: “Hey loser want commit roast battle?

Jimmy:”Yes let’s go.”

Jimmy:”Well I might as well just end it here.Your mum gay”

Timmy:commits dead

Your mum gay by Vscos garbage October 9, 2019

your local old man 

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Your toes. 

Hand em over.

Your toes. Hand em over.

Your toes. by theflying_egg September 24, 2020