Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

Weight

That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.

Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2022

Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022