A degrading prank performed by socially inept, infantile idiots who think it will make them seem more "manly" and who have no other skills to what they perceive as "impressing" people.
These fuckheads often lack foresight in realizing that their victims will never forget their actions and will one day get the revenge they deserve.
These fuckheads often lack foresight in realizing that their victims will never forget their actions and will one day get the revenge they deserve.
Dude, remember when Jimmy gave John an atomic wedgie back in high school, last I heard was Jimmy is in prison and John is doing well with a nice house and a smoking hot wife.
(other dude) Yeah, Jimmy was always such a dick! He though those pranks would make the girls like him. Stupid fuckin cock-smoker, all it did was make him look like an idiot. Damn, I hate idiots like him!
Yeah Man, karma's a bitch ain't it?
(other dude) Yeah, Jimmy was always such a dick! He though those pranks would make the girls like him. Stupid fuckin cock-smoker, all it did was make him look like an idiot. Damn, I hate idiots like him!
Yeah Man, karma's a bitch ain't it?
by Crisb1 July 28, 2015
When you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your ass around for beater comfort you might suddenly realize you got a bed wedgie!
It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
by Jacob Björkman December 18, 2007
when u use a pair of already worn or skid marked(shit marked) whitey tighties and sneek up behind some one and put the back of the underwear right in their face. u pull bac on the underwear and either duct tape or tie it their so the victim can not get it undone.
my friends gave me a head wedgie and tied my hands togetherand left me their for bout a half hour. and this was his football underwear.
by wedgie victim(alot) July 26, 2008
Bobby(my rival) anoued me soooooooooooooooooooo much i hung his whiytighies on a coat hanger and everyone was yelling Hanging wedgie hanging wedgie!
by cooldude1 June 10, 2007
Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.
This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
Example one:
"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"
"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".
Example two:
"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"
"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".
Example two:
"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
by boggler December 08, 2009
A boy who de-wedgies himself walking along the road, on the way to school. He thinks he is cool, but he's not. Usually seen smoking, or pretending to look cool waiting for the bus. He's not cool at all.
by hariboliciasardolls September 22, 2009
When a piece of clothing is sucked into the urethra of your penis, similar to the way it is stuck up your asshole in a regular wedgie.
by 40k November 25, 2010