your penis is weak 

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

your penis is weak by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

bruh im weak 

When you get told a joke that absolutely bangs and your sides hurt with laughter, you may then exclaim "Bruh im weak" referring to how you are weakened by the laughter occurring.

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?"
"No Idea mate"
"By putting flowers on the grave."
"Bruh Im Weak!"

bruh im weak by Tibbit June 30, 2016

f'weak 

very lame, unfortunate or of low importance. An abbreviation of "F*cking weak".

That show last night was horrible, in fact, it was downright f'weak!

Peeps are STILL talkin' 'bout Kanye, who cares!?! That's so f'weak!!! (guarantee he'll have a single w/ Swift!!!)

f'weak by nibblicious September 20, 2009

off the weak 

used to describe someone who is all talk, one who says one thing and does another; or when some one is bullshittin wit you.

yeah, she came thru but when she got there she was off the weak.

off the weak by Bomb April 6, 2005

getting weak 

To laugh to the point of physical weakness

I was getting weak at that youtube video.

We were standing there talking about how ridiculous John looks, and then he walked in with his hair all screwed up and we just got weak.

getting weak by MOHR December 22, 2008

thats weak 

That sucks or that's not cool.

If you have arthritis and have to get a new hip, then thats weak.

thats weak by Deh August 28, 2006

hecka weak 

i'm hecka weak- funny
your hecka weak- gay stupid reterded
hecka weak- to be over worked or seriously injured

OMG i'm hecka weak.

Alex T. is hecka weak

Micheal over works us hella bad, i'm hecka weak

hecka weak by Mylessa Carrasco November 15, 2007