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Whatever, I do what I want! 

Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.
"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"
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i want it hard 

to fuck in a rather hard manor.. pushing compulsively
"i want it hard right now before i go crazy!"
i want it hard by BaBy C March 11, 2005

do you want a medal for that? 

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

people will want to see you naked 

the universal answer to every question. Gets annoying after the 300th or so use.
Why is the rum gone?
Because people will want to see you naked

Whatever, I do what I want! 

Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts
I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!

I want to die 

Go get help. It will get better.
“I am depressed, I want to die

you want yo shit back 

a kind gesture of asking a person asking a person if they want there shit back
Hey you want yo shit back ? Jennifer says "what shit?" And you say " THE SHIT ON THE END OF MY DICK BITCH."
you want yo shit back by SKOL December 1, 2004