wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 10, 2009
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National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022
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doo wad

A regular amount of money not enough to accomplish much of anything. Old school term doo wad from back in the era of doo wop music.

Just enough money to get a person into trouble.
Doo wad got tickets to our event, bought drinks, and ate the whole buffet. We added some home health care agency business cards to his empty wallet at closing time after the authorities impounded his '57 Chevy.
by Rosewater Jack June 24, 2022
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Bum Wad

A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping
We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….
by Yaesh September 04, 2022
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tick wad

A school friendly term to call your friends instead of a f**ktard
Stop being such a tick wad!
by Tickwad July 03, 2021
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Blow Your Wad

Jake: Oh kristenfuuuuck…! Im so close…!
Kristen: BLOW YOUR WAD ON MY TITS!!!
by randoguy198! February 23, 2025
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