tortoise tickler

When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.

We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.

by Myspeakingpseudonym July 4, 2015

tortillawinner

The member of a hispanic family whose wages supply its livelihood. Coined by Adam Carolla on "The Adam Carolla Show" on September 1, 2015.

Jose: Mujer! Donde esta mi cerveza?
Consuela: Que?
Jose: My beer, woman! Didn't you go to the supermercado?
Consuela: Si, si.
Jose: So you bought my Corona?
Consuela: No...no.
Jose: Dammit woman, I bust my chepa down at the plant everyday to put food on this table. And all I ask is for something to wash it down with, maybe get a little borracho while watching ESPN Deportes. Is that too much to ask?
Consuela: No...no. Tu eres el "breadwinner."
Jose: Dammit woma- Oh, you agree with me. Though we're not really much of a "bread" family but point taken. (looks in fridge) Well, at least you got tortillas. I guess that makes me a (chuckles) tortillawinner.
Consuela: No...No. That's incredibly racist.

by griffin_t_a October 20, 2015

tortire

A type of torture used predominantly while the receiver of said torture is strapped to a wall naked.

Man: I'm going to give you the best tortire you have ever had.

Woman: *muffled scream*

by cejor6 April 14, 2016

tortalino

The Italian version of a torta (A really ugly fat bitch who thinks she's hot)

"I was in little Italy and I saw this tortalino eatin a connoli and I questioned life itself"

by Tommy_frkss September 22, 2016

tortas

Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.

"Oh my god, you only ever wear those tortas anymore!"

by Whitexican July 18, 2016

Tort

A mixture of a tent and fort. Basically a fort which has been built out of pillows and blankets but looks and has the shape of a tent.

Our tort was so awesome.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.

Our tort was built really well.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016