Flesh Tornado

The act of a man twisting his penis up and then releasing it, usually performed as a sex party trick.

I gave her a total flesh tornado tonight, after we finished, she was spinning in circles from all that spinning.

by ButtHairBurrito97 February 9, 2025

Vietnamese Tornado

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and push her down the stairs.

1: Dude, her hair was drenched when she came out of the house, what did y'all do?

2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado

1: Damn

by ChaBoiX February 22, 2020

Tucson tornado

When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra

Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado

by Rick7777 August 28, 2023

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.

Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.

by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024

Tornado-Person

someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake

I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.

by yourfavoriteintern March 20, 2022

Tornado Generator

The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.

To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".

by Thradisar Starwise June 1, 2017