Tommy Gun

A sexual term to pleasure not only yourself, but the person sitting next to you as well. You must grab not only your penis but your neighbor's penis at the same time. Start pumping at full throttle; Once both of your bodies are shaking out of control, and you both have succsessfuly ejaculated onto yourself you have acheived the Tommy Gun.

I heard that Alex has been giving Tommy Gun lessons for so long that he only shoots blanks.

by Alo4Sho May 20, 2008

tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011

Tommy boy

Someone who only shotguns beers. They don’t like the taste so they find an easier way to put it down the hatchet.

Damn, that’s his 7th shotgun! He must be a Tommy boy.

by ctown July 5, 2018

tommy vercetti

the main chariter in gta vice city

tommy vercetti sell drugs

by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021

Sloppy Tommy

A unique form of a blowjob in which the person performing the oral sex moans "Ugggh Tommy yes" when the penis is about to ejaculate, the person then proceeds to spell out "Tommy" on their forehead with the semen.

I heard Sally gave Gavin sloppy tommy last night!

I just got sloppy tommy .

Bro did she give you sloppy tommy?

by Coyxte June 24, 2016

Tall Tommy

Slang word for your cock, used to describe him when he is standing at attention, straight and tall and proud.

As I opened my fly and she saw Tall Tommy, she gasped with amazement.

by LoveTorpedo July 21, 2019

tommy

A tommy is short hand for "a tom hank", in other words, a wank. So someone having a tommy is having a wank.

I went upstairs and caught him having a tommy, it was disgusting.

I opened the bedroom door and what did I see? None other than my best friend having a tom hank, I'll never look at him the same again.

by ansikte July 29, 2008